Jackass', Hard Ons and Gonads.

so this morning i goteth my hair cut. its shorter at the front and tis quite sexy. after that nat came over at about 12 and at 12:15 we went to pacoe station and got on the THIRD carriage and met matt. maddie got on at essendon and we made our way to flinders st. we laughed and saw a man sitting in a chair on the tracks. after getting off we went under flinders to sticky where you make badges and buy zines. nat and maddie made 16 between them >.<. nats sean connery one was the best :D. while they were going that matt and i went into other stores and one of them was a record store where we saw the bands the hard on and the gonads :D then matt went and bought mints. lol. after that nat rele had to pee so went to fed square. after that we went to retro star and we all bought earrings, cept matt who bought a tshirt. a black one. again. then it was off to photoplus. on the way nat and i saw a man with a vacuum cleaner. again! while we were waiting in photoplus these two girls were in one of the booths and it sounded like they were having a heartattack. when we were waiting for the photos to print, this guy came in, i think it was his bucks party, he was in a superman outfit and nappy! we made it into their video. our photos were most sexy :)after all that it was off to get some lunch. we all got our foodies and i swear everyone in melb central was watching jackass on the tvs. jesus, the shit they did was scary and so funny. and then we put on our smexy earrings :). then we decided to wrap it up and got on the train home. our carriage stunk. there was no seats so we were cool and sat on the floor. after passing north melbourne the driver dude told us they had put us on the wrong line and we were going to upfield, so we had to go back to north melb and change lines! fucking connex! meh so we continued to sit on the floor before taxing some seats. i left the peeps at pacoe after a pretty awesome day.
over and out.

Somebody Put Something In My Drink

ok this is about friday night and its awesomeness. well friday was pretty good. had double english, double methods, then history. OMG. we were talking about hyperinflation and all the possibilities it could lead to, including a pay rise. and mr goldsworty, was like, when if this happened and his wife came home with a pay rise would "come to papa" BAHAHAHAHA. the whole class was pissing themselves, and one of the girls was like "sir i thought you said no prostitution". in reference to how could you get more money. so after all that fun, maddie and i walked back to my house where we checked out our skool photos on the net, which were ok. then we got dressed and had fish and chips for dinner and we watched the simpsons, and reverend lovejoy and his wife steal homer and marje's mattress coz its good for sex. then we went to the station to catch the train to the footy. our theory for getting on the front of the train was shot, when these women got on, in their short dresses with their flab showing, their hip hop crap playing and they were playing with lighters. we got off the train and went into the dome. we found out we were behind the essendon cheer squad in front of some essendon supporters who were tanked right from the beginning and loved the word "fuck". we met up with my friend tim as well. the game was pretty average, but the drunks were entertaining. especially the guy who got thrown out and was resisting arrest and some guy saluted him. at half tome the lil auskick kids were playing and this girl kicked a goal and the crowd cheered her ^__^. later on, the drunk guys were still going, and they were getting pissed at the umpires and were like "you need be sponsored like a world vision kid" twas so funny. then at 3/4 time we had to race back to our seats for the wave. it was mack. we lost by a point but it was heaps of fun. then on the way back there was kid, he was like 12 pole dancing on the train. the train was packed as and this women told him she flip him one if he didnt sit down. lol. awesome night. the drunks, whilst dicks, were so funny.